“Three Captains” Hat
Official Headwear of the Tri‑Feline Command
Product Description Meet the hat that carries more authority than a clipboard, a safety vest, and a union steward combined. The Three Captains Hat celebrates the legendary feline leaders of the Forklift Yacht Club: Captain Ballast, Captain Whiskerbeam, and Captain Sprocket — the mythic trio who keep the docks running, the crates stacked, and the chaos beautifully organized.
Whether you’re clocking in, clocking out, or just supervising from a safe distance, this hat tells the world you operate with precision, pride, and a healthy disregard for OSHA paperwork.
Lore Included on the Tag:
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Captain Ballast — Stoic master of counterweights and unblinking judgment.
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Captain Whiskerbeam — Night‑shift navigator guided by stars and questionable instincts.
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Captain Sprocket — Engineer, tinkerer, and forklift‑modding menace.
Together, they form the Tri‑Feline Command, protectors of the pier and founders of the Midnight Crate Regatta.
Why You Need This Hat
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Declares your membership in the world’s most prestigious industrial‑nautical cat‑run organization
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Perfect for dockworkers, warehouse warriors, forklift enjoyers, and lore‑collectors
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Works equally well for actual work or “supervising with a beverage”
Features
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Premium embroidery of the Three Captains
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Structured fit with adjustable closure
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Durable enough for the docks, stylish enough for the yacht club
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Designed for long nights, bright lights, and questionable decisions
Wear it with authority. Wear it with pride. Wear it like you just parallel‑parked a forklift in the dark.
More details
- 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Mid-profile, contoured fit with a structured, firm front panel
- 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
- Adjustable plastic snap closure for a secure fit
- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: forkliftyachtclub
- Email: contact@support.shop.forkliftyachtclub.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
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One size
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23 1/4 - 25 1/4
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Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
