🎃💀 THE FYC HALLOWEEN RELEASE HAS ARRIVED! 🚤

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The Forklift Yacht Club is officially opening the Halloween season with something management probably should have stopped:

Skeletons on a Pontoon Boat.

Because apparently even after death, you still need a day off on the lake. 😂

This one is now available on the FYC Fourthwall store!

Go check it out, grab your Halloween gear, and remember:

Life is short. The lake is calling. The forklift is probably not certified for marine operations.

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Approved by Rowdy, COO of Forklift Yacht Club.

His approval was unusually fast. Nobody knows why. We're moving forward anyway.

Meet Laizer Beam, Head of Sales (Against Everyone's Better Judgment)

Every successful company has someone keeping an eye on sales.

At Forklift Yacht Club... that responsibility somehow ended up with Laizer Beam.

We're still not entirely sure how it happened.

Most days you'll find her sleeping on the office desk, stretched across the keyboard, supervising absolutely nothing while pretending it's hard work. Management has attempted several performance reviews, but they usually end with a loud yawn and another nap.

Despite this, Laizer Beam insists she's "boosting morale."

Earlier this week, while everyone else was busy moving freight and making music, Laizer Beam wandered across the keyboard looking for a warmer place to sleep.

Several random key presses later...

Free Shipping on orders of $75 or more was accidentally activated.

We have no idea how she did it.

Our IT department says the change "shouldn't have been possible."

Laizer Beam refuses to comment.

Since she seems incredibly proud of herself—and because reversing it would probably wake her up—we've decided to leave it active.

So if you've been thinking about grabbing a hoodie, a few stickers, a hat, or adding something new to your Forklift Yacht Club collection, now's a good time.

Just don't tell Laizer Beam she did a good job.

She'll expect a promotion.

— The Forklift Yacht Club Crew 🐾

⚓ Captain's Log #001

Welcome Aboard, New Recruit

Transmission Begins…

To the newest members of the Forklift Yacht Club,

Welcome aboard.

You have officially joined a crew unlike any other. Our vessel may not have sails, engines, or a compass — but it has wheels, forks, warning lights, and a crew that keeps the operation moving.

This is not just a warehouse.

It is a port.

Every aisle is a route.

Every dock is a harbor.

Every pallet is cargo.

Every shift is another voyage.

The Forklift Yacht Club was created for the people who understand that behind every shipment, every delivery, and every successful operation is a crew making it happen.

Here you will find the stories of our captains, operators, engineers, and legends who keep the fleet running.

Some names are known.

Some are only heard over the radio.

Some become legends after the shift ends.

Your uniform begins with a patch, a hat, or a piece of gear — but your place in the crew is earned by showing up, looking out for your shipmates, and keeping the vessel moving.

Your first orders as a new recruit:

⚓ Respect the crew

⚓ Protect the vessel

⚓ Watch your surroundings

⚓ Keep your equipment shipshape

⚓ Never forget: safety brings everyone home

The first voyage of the Forklift Yacht Club has begun.

Welcome aboard.

Captain's Log — End Transmission

First in. Last out.

⚓ Forklift Yacht Club