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Too old for this shirt– Forklift Yacht Club Industrial Crew

$366.26 MXN (plus tax)
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Too Old for This Shirt — Dock Division


Too old for this shirt. Too old for this dock. Too old for another pallet.


The Forklift Yacht Club takes the classic “too old for this shit” attitude and gives it a work-safe warehouse upgrade.


Featuring the official Aisle Blue (AB) cone emblem throughout, this shirt is a tongue-in-cheek salute to everyone who has survived enough pallets, aisles, shifts, and “just one more” requests to earn a break.


TOO OLD FOR—


I’LL BE ON BREAK.


No profanity. No corporate jargon. Just the quiet dignity of a seasoned dock veteran knowing exactly when the mission is over.


⚓ Forklift Yacht Club — Dock Division


Work friendly. Dock tested. Break approved. 😸

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Too old for this shirt– Forklift Yacht Club Industrial Crew Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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