VOLUME 1 THEMESHIFT START // AWARENESS ONLINE
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💀🎹 What I asked for vs. what I got
I tried to ask for a stereotypical Grim Reaper—you know, the classic hooded figure with a scythe.
But due to my… dyslexic chaos coding, the request came out slightly different.
Instead of death with a scythe…
I got Death with a synthesizer.
⚡ The Unexpected Result
So now instead of:
A silent omen of mortality
Floating cloaked figure
Scythe of doom
I somehow ended up with:
A Grim Reaper DJ
Hooded entity producing beats
Death running FL Studio like it’s a final boss soundtrack
🎧 Final Interpretation (honestly iconic)
It’s like I accidentally summoned:
“The Grim Reaper, but make it lo-fi techno”
or
“Death is inevitable… but now it drops sick synthwave tracks while collecting souls.”
😂 Short caption version
Asked for a stereotypical Grim Reaper.
Dyslexia delivered a synth-wielding death DJ instead.
Honestly? 10/10 upgrade.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 26 singles
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Wide neck and cuff ribbing
- Double-needle stitch on hems
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: forkliftyachtclub
- Email: contact@support.shop.forkliftyachtclub.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, formaldehyde, cadmium, phthalates and BPA level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
VOLUME 1 THEMESHIFT START // AWARENESS ONLINE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
20 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
22
|
|
L
|
30
|
23 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31.25
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
32 1/2
|
26.75
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
28.25
|
